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Thou Are Dead T-Shirt Monster House

Thou Are Dead T-Shirt Monster House

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Slide into a tee that feels like a late-night arcade session and a midnight ritual rolled into one. The front shows a pixelated skeletal sorcerer, arms raised in a neon robe, with the chilling line “THOU ART DEAD” above and retro red text below — a nod to old-school game over screens and cult-classic horror vibes. It’s lightweight and breathable, so it layers under a flannel for shows or stands alone at a gaming night. Wear it when you want a little theatrical darkness without taking yourself too seriously: it reads as playful, sharp, and unmistakably underground. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for comfort - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching - Durable sleeve and neck label prints using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics - REACH certified; adult sizing; ethically manufactured with fair-labor standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
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